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Guess who's reading New Moon? :ohnoes:

Wanna bet that the movie cuts that whole Bella-tearing-out-her-car-stereo-till-her-fingers-bleed because of the sheer creepiness of it all?

P.S. My favorite characters of the book are Charlie, Mike, Tyler, Angela, Jessica, Lauren... and all the other people StephEnie Meyer ignores.

New Moon (c) StephEnie Meyer

Photoshop CS3 via trackpad. Apx 3-4 hrs.
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Dewani90 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
bella, you're not sick but you're not well... and i feel hot... cuz i'm in hell, yay weird al

nce comics, i don't like twi but i love laughing at it... and t's cheesyness
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Ultrabountyhunter Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012
Poor Charlie, he deserves better than...whatever bella is.
Those are awesome characters.
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supergeek17 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe, just maybe, Bella figured that by ripping out her car stereo until her fingers were bleeding, the scent of her blood would lure Edward back to her.
... :rofl: Oh my mercy, I crack myself up sometimes.

On a more serious note-- I love your style, and Charlie's facial expressions. Great job. ^^
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puddinginthesky Featured By Owner May 27, 2010
Wouldn't that mean most of the Cullens with the exception of Alice.....?
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:icononewingedmuse:
OneWingedMuse Featured By Owner May 27, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nah. The creepy doctor dood got a couple of chapters dedicated to himself. As well as Rosalie. Even Jasper got some parts.

I admit I don't really like Esme and she's mostly ignored.

However, I haven't yet found a reason to dislike Emmet so we're on okay terms at the moment. Course I also haven't finished Eclipse because Bella's whiney narration annoys me so much.
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puddinginthesky Featured By Owner May 28, 2010
Ah...Yeah, she is whiny...
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:iconpuddinginthesky:
puddinginthesky Featured By Owner May 28, 2010
Oh..Kay :)
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Nemiah-Clyarel Featured By Owner May 23, 2010
awesome! and Charlie's face when she mentioned leftovers. it's awesome! =)
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PaxiPeanut Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2010  Student Photographer
I honestly like Charlie more than Edtard.

Well, honestly, I hate that book. But, lol, if I had, had, to choose someone to pair myself with, it'd be Charlie.
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FandomVirusPatientPC Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Student General Artist
Oh snap I wouldn't loved to see Bella do that in the movie. Why isn't she in a mental institute
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lollipopp13 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Student General Artist
Wow man, I'm *trying* to read New Moon right now. And then I saw this. And was like...

HOLY SHIT PERFECT COINCIDENCE. XD

even though it's a bit old already. But anyway. ._____. :XD:
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iAmcake Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I SO would of wanted to of seen that in the movie.

Yeah twitards. It gets worst in the 4th one.
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trans2rotf Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2010
Lolz...





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wait, me no get it.
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OneWingedMuse Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
in New Moon, the book- Bella clawed out her own stereo with her bare hands and then stored the thing, soaked in her blood, in a garbage bag in her closet.

that and charlie at one point- shortly after this, talks about getting Bella some help. but she tells him off- saying she's fine and that he's exaggerating.

i was pointing out that she ripped out her car stereo... and that she really did need help. lots and lots of help.
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LexLight92 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2010
She'll bleed until Edward comes to her. xD
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Storm-Torrent Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
I have to agree with you on the favorite characters bit. My boyfriend and I are Team Mike. :D

Love your comics!! LOL.
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
Nice work.
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GuardianKitsune Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
I felt so sorry for Charlie in the movie because he has to put up with lame Bella. I also like characters that almost never get mentioned.
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KahariKonohome Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
I was forced to read all of the books and I can honestly say they only get worse. In breaking dawn basically the only thing that they did was screw one another. Your comic is epic!
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LinneaKou Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What a waste of a perfectly good stero. :no: Bella is an idiot, Charlie is awesome, and this comic is hilarious. :iconbravoplz:
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i absolutely LOVE ur comics! they're all made of win!!! :dummy:

:glomp:
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suian-kumori Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Student Writer
lol love the comment about edtard (Edward) XD yeah, basically here's there relationship, bella:"i love sparkly guys!" Edward:"i will just stare at you" Bella:"..." Edward:"..." Bella:"..." Edward:"..." Bella:"...for some reason i find that very attractive" *Jacob comes in* Jacob:"the vampires are at war, so you have to choose between us" Bella:"well, why should i choose you?" Jacob:"i am a kind, gentle person who would never let you down!" Bella:"thats a good point, how bout you" Edward:"..." Bella:"he wins" (ALL OF THAT WAS FROM CHESTER A. BUM FROM THEGUYWITHGLASSES.COM) but yeah...twilight sucks...lol XD
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i second that. . .
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suian-kumori Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Student Writer
lol thanks XD
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
anytime :iconbathlaplz:
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SuperCullen Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
Nicely done, very epic :nod:
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mdizzle999872 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Oh jeez the car radio?! Just when I thought Twilight couldn't get anymore ridiculous
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twilight-woods Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
Well now I want to read it...I never thought Bella's character could get worse.
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Dragonastra Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
Ah. The worst part of New Moon. The entire middle part = her going "imissedward bawwww" and being all zombie like.

XDD Really funny. ^.^
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CaptainCurryCat Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Student General Artist
Just when I thought Twilight couldn't get any dumber.... why the fudge would she rip out her radio?! What's the point of that!? :noes:
Lol I love these anti-twilight comic's of your's - even though I've never read the series and only saw the first movie, they make me laugh everytime :XD:
Awwweh poor ignored Charlie... :pat:
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
*turnonsarcasticvoice* she ripped it out because her love's brother emmett gave it to her and it reminded her of her great loss too much! her heart couldnt handle the pain *turnoffsarcasticvoice* OK, YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURT TO WRITE THAT. NO, SRSLY. yeah, go bella. u totally make heaps of sense :sarcasticclap:
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pedal Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME PLAID
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OneWingedMuse Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOVE THAT LINE! :D
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Milarca Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
...and I hardly ever serve you leftovers :XD:
You know, they didn't put it in the movie, and probably because it was kinda creepy >_>
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i'vgottajarofdirt!
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Milarca Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Mwahahaha xD
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:glomp:
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Milarca Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle:
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totally-not-crazylol Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:dummy:
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sultry-poptarts Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009  Student General Artist
Lmaoo~ I atually forced my self to read the books because my friends told me they were worth reading. :XD: I remember this part and tought... >_> WTF!?

:XD: I just adore your comics.
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puff222001 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your Charlie because he's adorable. I also have a strong dislike for the series but like the human cast. Sadly, they get almost no screentime so Meyer can focus on her "perfect" vampires and her author-avatar Bella.
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OneWingedMuse Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tyler's my favorite. he was quite the looker in the movie. if i were bella i would have totally gone with him to the prom after he accidently nearly crushed me. forget edward saving my life. :P
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puff222001 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought he was a cutie. In fact, I thought all of her human admirers were a lot more attractive than Edward. I just don't care for the meyerpire look.
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SpellboundFox Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: Awesome as always.
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sweetiekid Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HA ahahahhahahah!! that is so funny...and true
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dragonfly-009 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2009
Ha. Imagery is so much better than just reading some words on a page... especially with added sarcasm.
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OrotheEchidna Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
I've haven't had the chance yet to read those books, not even watch the movies :shrug:

So, I sort of don't understand where this is coming from. But it doesn't make this comic any less hilarious :lmao:

Good job :D
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Poochyenapuppy Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
Quick question: Why do you capitalize the E in Meyer's name? I've never seen that done before, so I'm curious.

This comic is hilarious...disturbing in that it's true, but absolutely hilarious.
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OneWingedMuse Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
to make fun of her really. all the stephanie's i know are spelled with an A not an E. and I had a fan tell me I was spelling her name wrong as a basis to undermine my argument on why the book was so trashy. so in my response i made sure to spell it right and made sure she saw that i spelt it right. since then- it's just a habit.

I like to call her Smeyer too- cause it sounds like smear. :D
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Dajra Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
XD Oh, ripping out your stereo with your bare hands because your vampire boyfriend left you for your own good...good move. XD

Aw, now I'm gonna be disappointed if they leave it out. D8
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