HMAP: Heroics Comic

The Harvest King is an oxyMORON. Seriously.

If the Harvest King was actually like this in the game, I would totally marry him. But he isn't, so the emotionless bag of un-fun is the last person on my list of bachelors. Right next to last place on my bachelorette list, Maya. -shudder-

I imagine that when she eats, her jaws unhinge so she can swallow her food whole.

Blagh.



Anyway, yeah I play both genders. Most of the time the guys have the better picks anyway. Animal Parade was tough though. I love Luna. But I adored Luke (liked him in Tree of Tranquility too). So I think I'll get a lot of replay out of this game in the future. Currently in my second year married to Luna. It's nice that Animal Parade doesn't make you feel like such a pedo this time around.

This is actually what I thought the Harvest King was going to say. What the Harvest King really said was something along the lines of the restoration not be a permanent fix. I think my version is more fun.

EDIT:// Bah. I forgot the Goddess' wings. Stupid screenshots were too poor for me to catch them. I just remembered that she had wings... oh well. Too lazy to fix it. Just pretend she has wings.